SEXY PIRATES GUYS
October 16, 2008
Okay, you know how on Halloween, many young ladies dress as “A sexy X”?
(Not actually a sexy LETTER X. Although that would be pretty great.)
“I’m a SEXY PIRATE.”
“I’m a SEXY PHARMACIST.”
“I’m a SEXY ELECTRICAL ENGINEER.”
Etcetera.
Serious question: why don’t girls just dress as hookers?
“What’s your costume?”
“I’m a whore.”
“..a what?”
“Just cutting to the chase, dude.”
Also it would be awesome because then girls would go “I’m a PIRATE-THEMED HOOKER” or “I’m a HOOKER WHO WORKS IN A HOSPITAL OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, who the hell knows, the point is that I get to SHOW YOU MY BOOBS and you can’t say anything, because it’s HALLOWEEN, SUCKAS” or you’d have some post-feminist type who’d say “I’m a self-empowered SEX WORKER” (she would wear dark-rimmed glasses) but they would still get to wear all the same outfits, so it would be very practical.
October 16, 2008 at 8:47 pm
I wouldn’t mind the whorish costumes so much if their immunity to criticism extended to my own gender. When a guy tries to dress up all sexy-like on Halloween, people call the cops and say he’s a pedophile. Not that I have any first-hand experience with this or anything…
I swear, there’s no justice in this crazy, mixed-up world.
October 27, 2008 at 11:40 am
I’m a Nathan drive-by, as he’s pimpin’ you, yo, over on Polybloggimous.
I, by the way, am a ‘ho with a Systems Engineering theme.
October 27, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I like the “I’m a self-empowered SEX WORKER.” I, too, came via Nathan over at Polybloggimous, who discovered you via The Anonymous Production Assistant’s Blog.
October 29, 2008 at 8:32 am
Another Nathan drive-by here. Most likely I’ll be a ‘ho with a Renaissance theme (aka “wench”), because I already have the costume components and I don’t have time, money or energy to come up with something new. Frankly, my costume nearly always involves extreme cleavage.
I, by the way, am a ‘ho with a Systems Engineering theme.
*raises eyebrow* That oughta be interesting…