Me.

Oh, hello!

I’m Elana. I’m originally from Portland, I grew up in Holland (yes, yes, drugs and hookers), and now I live in Los Angeles, where I’m working toward being a PROFESSIONAL WRITER. Fabulous in ‘08 ‘09, guys! Okay… yes, last year it was Fabulous in ‘07 Fabulous in ‘08, but THIS IS MY YEAR, I can feel it!

This is my blog. It’s wall-to-wall nonsense. I called it “Girl on Girl Action” because:

a) It’s the title of a script Naomi and I wrote about underground female wrestlers (IT IS A COMEDY), and
b) It’s a phrase that really makes me laugh.

I have since been kind of amazed to discover that many people google this phrase looking for pornography. Yes, I probably should have seen that coming. BUT I DIDN’T.

If you need to talk to me about how you saw this amazing dog with big feet recently (or about how you went to my same crazy hippie school, etc.), my email address is elanafortin@gmail.com.

That is all.