Sir, your food fails to excite.
June 21, 2007
Today I had lunch across the street from the lot. I was very interested in the turkey meatloaf, but then I was seduced by the waiter’s recitation of one of the specials, a chipotle chicken wrap. It sounded SO DELICIOUS when he was talking about it, with the grilled chicken, and the chipotle dressing, and the CHEESE! And then it arrived, and it was a salad in a tortilla, and of course it’s difficult (physics!) for a tortilla to restrain a salad, so quite soon it was a salad on a tortilla, and still it lacked deliciousness. I feel certain that somewhere in there is a lesson of some kind. Possibly just: HAVE THE TURKEY MEATLOAF, however.