Obviously, we don’t need this where I work.

July 3, 2007

Wouldn’t it be great if macho workplaces had EMOTION ROOMS?

You’d start to get choked up and you’d go “Hey, hey, give me a second guys–” and go into the Emotion Room, which would be painted in soothing taupe tones and would possibly involve music by Yanni and dried flowers, and you’d hang out in there until your manly angst had passed and you were able to go back out and deal with your coworkers without freaking them out with your feelings.

I think this would be ideal for, say, the military.* You can have that idea for FREE, US Army! Consider it my Independence Day gift to freedom.

*Also: those crab fishermen on The Deadliest Catch.


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