Otters are SORT OF like ferrets, right?
July 23, 2007
Aren’t otters basically aquatic ferrets? More or less? If they are, maybe the people telling me to watch Ferrets: In Pursuit of Excellence were right about me+ferrets=BFF.
Because look at this otter dude!
HELLO. I SEE THAT YOU’VE NOTICED MY RATHER EXCELLENT NOSE.
YEAH… IT’S PRETTY GOOD. BETWEEN THE NOSE AND THE EYE PLACEMENT, I BASICALLY HAVE 360 SITUATIONAL AWARENESS AT ALL TIMES.
EXCEPT WHEN I’M FROLICKING, OBVY.
HEY, LADIES. YOU SHOULD SWING BY LATER. WE’RE HAVING DRINKS ON THE PATIO. YOU LIKE MARGARITAS? YEAH, OF COURSE FROM SCRATCH. BRING YOUR SUITS! I’LL TURN ON THE JACUZZI.