Big Love

July 30, 2007

I have been watching the first season of Big Love recently. I find myself pondering conversations Jeanne Tripplehorn and Tina Majorino may have had on-set. I REALIZE THAT THIS IS WEIRD.

INT. BIG LOVE SET – CRAFT SERVICES – DAY

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
So, wow! You really grew up!

TINA MAJORINO
I know, I know…

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
When was the last time I saw you? The Waterworld wrap party?

TINA MAJORINO
Mmm, probably.

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
Wow, Waterworld… takes me back.

TINA MAJORINO
Seriously. I mean, Kevin Costner!

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
Exactly. You ever talk to him?

TINA MAJORINO
…No. You?

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
…No.

TINA MAJORINO

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
So! I loved you in Napoleon Dynamite!

TINA MAJORINO
Oh, thank you! And I loved you in—
(beat)
Um.

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
Dial 9 for Love?

TINA MAJORINO
(relieved)
YES! I loved that.

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
Yeah, I get that a lot.

TINA MAJORINO
Who—who was the male lead in that?

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
Liev Schreiber.

TINA MAJORINO
Liev! God, he’s amazing. You still talk to him?

JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN
No.

TINA MAJORINO
…Oh.
(beat)
Look! Hair and makeup needs me. Coming, Sandy!

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One Response to “Big Love”

  1. mossi Says:

    That was Hilarious! I too have wondered what their first convo was after running into each other on the set for the first time.


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