The Bourne POWERWORD
August 1, 2007
I just did something really sad and unfortunate.
I wanted to watch the trailer for The Bourne Ultimatum. So I googled for it. And I wasn’t paying attention. And I accidentally went to the website for the second Bourne movie. And I’m watching it. And I’m very earnestly thinking:
“Wow! They’re really recapping a LOT of the second movie in this trailer. I’ve never seen that approach before. But, um, when are they getting to the NEW footage?”
Also, I feel like if you knew Jason Bourne in real life, You would always refer to him as “Jason Bourne”.
“Hey, Jason Bourne! What’s up? Can you pass me a bagel?”