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October 19, 2007
Slumber Assistant Sought (P/T)
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Date: 2007-10-19, 12:45PM PDT
Part-time person needed for nights. Ideal candidate will be kind, confidential, quiet, and dependable. Requirements are as follows:
Must have clean record and pass background check
Prior experience as a personal assistant a plus
Available nightly (7 nights a week) between the hours of 9:30 pm and 11:30 pm
Manicured and gentle hands
Quiet breather and no bad breath
This position is limited to ‘playing with’ client’s hair in the evening until she falls asleep. She generally retires to her suite anytime between 9:30 and 10:30 pm. There is to be no talking or communication unless there is a direct request from the client. Schedule would consist of arriving no later than 9:30 pm, removing your shoes, seating yourself next to the client’s bed, running your fingers through her hair until she falls asleep at which point you will depart the suite, dim the lights, and exit the estate quietly.
Position pays $400, weekly with no benefits. A photo of this client’s hair is below. Please note, it is curly and long and requires a very gentle approach.
Please respond with photo of your hands. Also, please include the most updated copy of your resume.
* Location: Malibu
* Compensation: $400/Week
* This is a part-time job.
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* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.