An upcoming plotline from DIRTY SEXY MONEY

October 19, 2007

Slumber Assistant Sought (P/T)
Reply to: job-453837648@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-19, 12:45PM PDT

Part-time person needed for nights. Ideal candidate will be kind, confidential, quiet, and dependable. Requirements are as follows:

Professional
Must have clean record and pass background check
Prior experience as a personal assistant a plus
Available nightly (7 nights a week) between the hours of 9:30 pm and 11:30 pm
Manicured and gentle hands
Non-smoker
Non-drinker
Quiet breather and no bad breath

This position is limited to ‘playing with’ client’s hair in the evening until she falls asleep. She generally retires to her suite anytime between 9:30 and 10:30 pm. There is to be no talking or communication unless there is a direct request from the client. Schedule would consist of arriving no later than 9:30 pm, removing your shoes, seating yourself next to the client’s bed, running your fingers through her hair until she falls asleep at which point you will depart the suite, dim the lights, and exit the estate quietly.

Position pays $400, weekly with no benefits. A photo of this client’s hair is below. Please note, it is curly and long and requires a very gentle approach.

Please respond with photo of your hands. Also, please include the most updated copy of your resume.

* Location: Malibu
* Compensation: $400/Week
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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2 Responses to “An upcoming plotline from DIRTY SEXY MONEY”

  1. Josh Says:

    The best post I’ve ever seen was one guy who wanted another guy to come over and help him double team his blow up doll.

    No gay stuff, though.

  2. Elana Says:

    Of course not. That would be creepy. Two men and a blow-up doll, that’s just wholesome good times.


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