Share in the legacy of dryness

November 13, 2007

So you know The Onion (America’s Finest News Source!), yes?

They also make gift boxes. Not with actual gifts inside or anything ridiculous like that. Just the box, so you can package up whatever last-minute crapfest of a present you bought at 7/11 on the way over.

Make Your Own Umbrella kit.

!!!!

I’m pretty crushed that this kit doesn’t exist. I’m on fire with longing to own the “Hong Konger”.

The rest, plus offensive holiday cards.

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