March 25, 2008
On the way to work I was scrolling through radio stations, and I happened upon these two dudes talking about family life. And this episode was focused on:
Our Teenage Daughters: Are They Shameless Hussies? Yes They Are.
It’s been a while since I was a teenage girl, but I just don’t remember teenage girls being aggressive Jezebels, pursuing sad-sack teenage boys until the boys burst into tears. Which was pretty much the claim of the guy on the radio.
Also, the man in charge of giving out advice suggested that fathers spend a lot of time hugging and kissing their daughters, even after they (ominous pause) DEVELOP. Yes, he agreed that it was a horrifying prospect, but it was a man’s duty.
And THEN, and this was the exact, amazing language he used, the dude recommended that men date their daughters. Why, he himself had been dating his daughters since they were three and four years old. And if he had one regret in life, it was that he hadn’t dated his daughters more.
PS, he also went off on a tangent about how wives are to blame for all of this, because they DRESS LIKE HARLOTS.
Man, wholesome living is clearly a lot fancier than I realized.