INT. BRAIN – DAY

June 24, 2008

You know how if you use the Google toolbar, it will anticipate your searches?

I was just searching for WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE WHISKERS and the searches it helpfully thought I might want to check out were:

WHY DON’T YOU AND I GET TOGETHER
WHY DON’T YOU GET A JOB
WHY DON’T WE GET DRUNK AND SCREW
WHY DON’T DOGS HAVE BELLY BUTTONS

“Why don’t dogs have belly buttons,” I scoffed. “What kind of weirdo would google that?”

Of course, then I remembered that, OH YEAH, I myself was momentarily obsessed with the thorny HUMAN WHISKER QUESTION, and my sense of superiority slunk away and hid under the porch.

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One Response to “INT. BRAIN – DAY”

  1. naomi Says:

    THIS kind of weirdo, and I’ve probably sent you some link to it and now Google thinks you’d be interested in additional information.

    (Don’t you remember our conversation about Buddy’s belly button?)


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