INT. BRAIN – DAY
June 24, 2008
You know how if you use the Google toolbar, it will anticipate your searches?
I was just searching for WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE WHISKERS and the searches it helpfully thought I might want to check out were:
WHY DON’T YOU AND I GET TOGETHER
WHY DON’T YOU GET A JOB
WHY DON’T WE GET DRUNK AND SCREW
WHY DON’T DOGS HAVE BELLY BUTTONS
“Why don’t dogs have belly buttons,” I scoffed. “What kind of weirdo would google that?”
Of course, then I remembered that, OH YEAH, I myself was momentarily obsessed with the thorny HUMAN WHISKER QUESTION, and my sense of superiority slunk away and hid under the porch.