Have you been wondering how to reduce your carbon footprint?

September 7, 2008

WHY NOT purchase a personal carbon capture system?

Other tips include:

9. Live a pet-free life. With all that water, pet food and breathing, a pet dog emits roughly 0.25million tonnes of C02 per year, and consumes 680litres of water. How would you like the environment to pay for that?

YEAH. NAOMI, you better get Buddy squared away. All of his BREATHING is really damaging the planet.

I do love it when pranksters invent complicated joke websites for fake products. This is exactly the kind of thing I would do. If I weren’t way too lazy.

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