SEXY PIRATES GUYS
October 16, 2008
Okay, you know how on Halloween, many young ladies dress as “A sexy X”?
(Not actually a sexy LETTER X. Although that would be pretty great.)
“I’m a SEXY PIRATE.”
“I’m a SEXY PHARMACIST.”
“I’m a SEXY ELECTRICAL ENGINEER.”
Serious question: why don’t girls just dress as hookers?
“What’s your costume?”
“I’m a whore.”
“Just cutting to the chase, dude.”
Also it would be awesome because then girls would go “I’m a PIRATE-THEMED HOOKER” or “I’m a HOOKER WHO WORKS IN A HOSPITAL OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, who the hell knows, the point is that I get to SHOW YOU MY BOOBS and you can’t say anything, because it’s HALLOWEEN, SUCKAS” or you’d have some post-feminist type who’d say “I’m a self-empowered SEX WORKER” (she would wear dark-rimmed glasses) but they would still get to wear all the same outfits, so it would be very practical.